Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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