just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I believe in your delicious
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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