i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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