I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.