I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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