what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I know her cup size but not her name....
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