But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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