Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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