we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He did a backflip because drugs
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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