I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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