Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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