Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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