maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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