beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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