Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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