"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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