Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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