I need help removing her.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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