dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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