well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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