i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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