What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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