how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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