Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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