I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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