Can Purell be used as lube?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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