We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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