My pussy is not your playground.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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