So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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