Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
jump out the window naked night went bad
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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