So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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