i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Randomize
