remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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