I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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