There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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