How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?