Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just high enough for therapy.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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