Whod you bang
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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