You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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