WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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