Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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