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before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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