Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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