i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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