What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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