What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...