Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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