I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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