Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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