For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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