Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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