Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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