She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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