we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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