So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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